25 January 2007

My fine is $510.10...

I got a giggle out of this meme type entry that I read over at 'Til the Cows Come Home, who got it from Tuna Girl, Anyway, it is a list of fines that you might pay based on certain things you have done in the past or maybe even doing currently??? My fine for offences totalled $510.10.

So, here’s how it works: You don’t have to confess your answers, just add up all of your offences and then tell us how much of a fine you would have to pay. You only have to pay the fine for each thing once. So, if you smoke pot everyday you still only get fined $10. Tally up your score and post it on your blog with the title… ”My Fine Is…”

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

How much is your fine?


mark said...

Better then my 920.60.

TJ said...

Someone has been a naughty boy or else he had a hell of a lot of fun!

dirk.mancuso said...

Damn, I feel like a goody-goody over here.

My fine? $260

Sarah Lincoln said...

oh, no, mine was $755.60 -- but then I'm the same age as you so I can be forgiven...no?

I think it was peeing in the pool that really tipped the balance...

Great blog -- I found you while doing a story for a therapy magazine called "What is Normal." Funny?